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VickiStegall
03-15-2017, 03:56 PM
https://ozone.oscraps.com/gallery/data/1383/11th-Birthday-Game-Header.jpg


This one's simple and sure to bring some laugh out loud fun....

Tell me a joke or funny story or show me the same! You can post funny pictures, stories, movies, etc. you've heard or even found on the net.

Or, it can even just be something or someone adorable to make us all smile, like this little cutie...

https://media.giphy.com/media/6Ze96VQjmecIo/giphy.gif



Or, here's a silly little story/joke....


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”


Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

timounette
03-20-2017, 03:02 AM
What a cutie !
I'll be back soon with something funny

NancyP
03-20-2017, 03:23 AM
Bwwaaahahahahahahahahaaaa!

felis
03-20-2017, 03:28 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/98/ff/59/98ff592beb272681d30e8841a3b7ab8c.jpg

NancyP
03-20-2017, 03:29 AM
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way!

- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

- Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.

- Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Student: Probably because George still had the ax in his hand.

- What do you call a last will and testament? A dead giveaway.

felis
03-20-2017, 03:30 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/50/d8/61/50d8615477ea833248a9aa547ff38fe4.jpg

NancyP
03-20-2017, 03:38 AM
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."

faerywings
03-20-2017, 04:59 AM
Oh my goodness, I need this thread today!!! I didn't sleep, I am in pain and was feeling very stressed. But already I am LMBO!

01lousmith
03-20-2017, 06:27 AM
I have a real one!
My 3year old has this toy he's been handed down. It does not work. I tried putting in new batteries but it still does not work. One morning he asks his dad
- dad, can you fix it please? (Showing him the battery compartment)
- i can't, it's broken inside.
My son heads off to the backyard, saying
- i'm going outside, i think it will work outside!

faerywings
03-20-2017, 06:36 AM
Lou- that is so cute!

I wish I could think of something funny, but right now I am at a loss.

I am looking at my second monitor and it is a picture of my dog when we first got her
She is a Pit Mix and her head was probably as big then as it is now at 2 years old and 65 lbs. She would run around the house and would bang her head into everything, full tilt. Funny to us, but now so much when writing about it :D

faerywings
03-20-2017, 06:40 AM
I am stalking my Pinterest Board, "Good Humor."
This is me:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b2/69/27/b26927bc32c983685ed6e8b82172d42d.jpg

faerywings
03-20-2017, 06:41 AM
I had a PICC line for almost 2 years and I must have saved this during that time frame:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ec/b7/e2/ecb7e2f452f1c87342ccacf422598696.jpg

faerywings
03-20-2017, 06:44 AM
One last one from me (for now!) although my kids both only want fur-kids so I might not get this opportunity:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/73/ef/ac73ef900c0ee5c36c068352a46a5d4d.jpg

01lousmith
03-20-2017, 07:21 AM
Lol. I'm sure my mum does that behind my back when i complain about my boys!

01lousmith
03-20-2017, 07:23 AM
Another one with 3 year old logic:
I normally change bedsheets and other chores ince my son is at school. One public holiday, i do it while he is around.
- you don't need to do this mummy. Daddy didn't do pee-pee in the bed!

Ellen
03-20-2017, 07:41 AM
5 year old granddaughter yesterday

" Oma you are granddads boss aren't you?" :grin::grin:

01lousmith
03-20-2017, 08:01 AM
5 year old granddaughter yesterday

" Oma you are granddads boss aren't you?" :grin::grin:

Ah ah ah! I love that one!

Danesa
03-20-2017, 08:46 AM
Yep, it's Monday, I'm already scratching my head!
A photo I took this morning of my new coffee cup. Fits me perfectly! :)
https://photos.smugmug.com/Photos/i-vkL8L5P/0/XL/IMG_1878-XL.jpg

NancyP
03-20-2017, 09:15 AM
Never mind the coffee cup (although I WANT one!!) I want to know what those blue and white fuzzy things are in the background???????????

Danesa
03-20-2017, 09:33 AM
Never mind the coffee cup (although I WANT one!!) I want to know what those blue and white fuzzy things are in the background???????????

Nancy, those are some very large pom poms I made. :) I have them on my mantle and in bowls & dishes, all around my home. :) (Different colors for different seasons.)

taxed4ever
03-20-2017, 10:13 AM
What a fun game!! Ok I am off to find a good joke for this thread today! You guys are cracking me up!! :becky:

taxed4ever
03-20-2017, 10:24 AM
For us wine drinkers and cooks...
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=9defa0d84a&view=fimg&th=15ad5110acf2acce&attid=0.1.14&disp=emb&attbid=ANGjdJ_xywZNGjegJZTyV4tk3VpA9IJ96QvmuyBPA4j mOB2gJXxlnyo7cHB1x6p_tZZ-kHO0D-vszdNKT2DY320DNwC3f2RvwEv87dorIzyIRNBLOmS3zzJTePQy t8I&sz=w974-h868&ats=1490023244609&rm=15ad5110acf2acce&zw&atsh=1

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=9defa0d84a&view=fimg&th=15ad5110acf2acce&attid=0.1.6&disp=emb&attbid=ANGjdJ9HLiMapDuh9KUWH7jce76melTohGyLB9tXI--Es3J7V7chD8GVq6cAFS_WcF8HtAQlcgmYuarxwrzZ6EqpUbbJq GO0T9wX2rN588GmPAQh-v4sOuNrvKXVNoI&sz=w974-h1262&ats=1490023244608&rm=15ad5110acf2acce&zw&atsh=1

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=9defa0d84a&view=fimg&th=15ad5110acf2acce&attid=0.1.2&disp=emb&attbid=ANGjdJ97OkIdK2FSMCG_o1M7hgYHsY5QrDCxeJ1nB8R eZtzDRMJk-XIYX1rTjpro6ffCLT6RmNEXz8rY952OSG8mHAIsuUsaIYR284y 9CM99oPEQd1de6qpjmLclb7k&sz=w974-h840&ats=1490023244608&rm=15ad5110acf2acce&zw&atsh=1

bcgal00
03-20-2017, 10:34 AM
I love cute videos of dogs. Here's a fellow that was reunited with an old favorite toy and how he talks to it. My retriever Sandy was like that. She would grumble and softly talk to her favorite squeaky toy. So cute!
https://youtu.be/ghrGO6vT7gk?list=PLrEnWoR732-AKYdZyzAnuf-MnPiw7rT4Q

felis
03-20-2017, 01:15 PM
I love cute videos of dogs. Here's a fellow that was reunited with an old favorite toy and how he talks to it. My retriever Sandy was like that. She would grumble and softly talk to her favorite squeaky toy. So cute!
https://youtu.be/ghrGO6vT7gk?list=PLrEnWoR732-AKYdZyzAnuf-MnPiw7rT4Q
This was very viral, so maybe much of you are already saw it , but I love it.
https://youtu.be/YKHMqTUBQkY

clindoeil
03-20-2017, 01:36 PM
Look at this video ...
and say me if you can stay serious ! ????

https://www.facebook.com/TheLaughBible.net/videos/921770024631159/?pnref=story :-D:-D

DivaMom96
03-20-2017, 01:57 PM
One of my favorite jokes - never fails to get a laugh!

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

scrap-genie
03-20-2017, 02:10 PM
There are so many funny cats online. This one is pretty cute, I think.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23100000/Funny-Cats-funny-animals-23195580-540-360.jpg

taxed4ever
03-20-2017, 02:48 PM
Rae, that dog video is so stinking cute!

taxed4ever
03-20-2017, 02:49 PM
DivaMom96 - that is one hilarious joke, no wonder it always gets a laugh!

taxed4ever
03-20-2017, 02:49 PM
Jean - I adore kitten photos, this one is adorable!

nightshadow
03-20-2017, 06:55 PM
Or, here's a silly little story/joke....


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”


Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”[/CENTER]

hahahahaha :laugh:

nightshadow
03-20-2017, 07:07 PM
Questions to think about:


If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?


Why do we say something is out of whack?

What on earth is a whack?


Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?


Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Danesa
03-20-2017, 07:33 PM
Since I've been in the kitchen all afternoon baking, I thought this was appropriate: :)
https://photos.smugmug.com/Miscellaneous/i-pR8mwCh/0/L/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-20%20at%208.28.57%20PM-L.png

VickiStegall
03-20-2017, 07:43 PM
Oh my goodness, I need this thread today!!! I didn't sleep, I am in pain and was feeling very stressed. But already I am LMBO!


Oh hon! I'm sorry you're hurting and stressed! I'm so glad we could brighten your day. big (gentle) hugs!

VickiStegall
03-20-2017, 07:49 PM
These are so great! I am literally laughing out loud of here!

nightshadow
03-20-2017, 08:09 PM
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

nightshadow
03-20-2017, 08:10 PM
...and one specifically for ladies...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

nightshadow
03-20-2017, 08:11 PM
One more:

Christmas - At what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

scrapinmom
03-20-2017, 09:33 PM
http://i64.tinypic.com/i6bm8j.jpg

Danesa
03-20-2017, 10:36 PM
Ok, who clogged the toilet?
https://photos.smugmug.com/Miscellaneous/i-swXWGmH/0/XL/IMG_2411-XL.png

jang123
03-20-2017, 11:01 PM
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

easyeyes4you
03-21-2017, 01:55 AM
...and one specifically for ladies...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Love that!

easyeyes4you
03-21-2017, 01:56 AM
These were great.. What a fun way to end the day...

sorry,, I was gone all day....

faerywings
03-21-2017, 06:00 AM
Oh my goodness, I am dying here!

This one is from my DD. Yeah, she is 18 and came up with this one (perhaps?) on her own. Yesterday.

Q: How many tickles does it take to get a squid to laugh?

A: Ten-tickles.

ba-dum bump.

Danesa
03-21-2017, 06:52 PM
Haha. I had to come back here and reread some of these. Working on taxes the last 43 hours has made my head hurt. But the laughter helps. Thanks for making me end the day with a smile.

VickiStegall
03-21-2017, 09:00 PM
One more:

Christmas - At what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

ahahahhahahahahahahha!!!!!

VickiStegall
03-21-2017, 09:01 PM
Ok, who clogged the toilet?
https://photos.smugmug.com/Miscellaneous/i-swXWGmH/0/XL/IMG_2411-XL.png


O M G !!!! lol too funny

VickiStegall
03-21-2017, 09:02 PM
Haha. I had to come back here and reread some of these. Working on taxes the last 43 hours has made my head hurt. But the laughter helps. Thanks for making me end the day with a smile.


I need to get started on mine..... I'll have to remember to come to this thread!

VickiStegall
03-21-2017, 09:02 PM
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Oh no lol!