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Old 03-20-2017, 11:01 PM
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:55 AM
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...and one specifically for ladies...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Love that!
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:56 AM
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These were great.. What a fun way to end the day...

sorry,, I was gone all day....
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:00 AM
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Oh my goodness, I am dying here!

This one is from my DD. Yeah, she is 18 and came up with this one (perhaps?) on her own. Yesterday.

Q: How many tickles does it take to get a squid to laugh?

A: Ten-tickles.

ba-dum bump.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:52 PM
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Haha. I had to come back here and reread some of these. Working on taxes the last 43 hours has made my head hurt. But the laughter helps. Thanks for making me end the day with a smile.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:00 PM
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One more:

Christmas - At what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
ahahahhahahahahahahha!!!!!
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Ok, who clogged the toilet?

O M G !!!! lol too funny
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Haha. I had to come back here and reread some of these. Working on taxes the last 43 hours has made my head hurt. But the laughter helps. Thanks for making me end the day with a smile.

I need to get started on mine..... I'll have to remember to come to this thread!
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Oh no lol!
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