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Old 03-20-2017, 05:55 PM
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Or, here's a silly little story/joke....


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”


Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”[/CENTER]
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:07 PM
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Questions to think about:
  1. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

  2. Why do we say something is out of whack?

    What on earth is a whack?

  3. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

  4. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
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Old 03-20-2017, 06:33 PM
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Since I've been in the kitchen all afternoon baking, I thought this was appropriate:
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Oh my goodness, I need this thread today!!! I didn't sleep, I am in pain and was feeling very stressed. But already I am LMBO!

Oh hon! I'm sorry you're hurting and stressed! I'm so glad we could brighten your day. big (gentle) hugs!
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These are so great! I am literally laughing out loud of here!
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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...and one specifically for ladies...

Why is bra singular and panties plural?
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Old 03-20-2017, 07:11 PM
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One more:

Christmas - At what other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:36 PM
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Ok, who clogged the toilet?
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